What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Chesterfield man reverses diabetes after losing seven stone - BBC

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The people who are 'allergic' to humans - BBC

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?